In case it still wasn't obvious enough, one of my major pet peeves (in fact, I'd say it's my one and only pet peeve), is bad English. I just cannot deal with it. It makes me want to gouge my eyes out and throw them in the face of said person with bad English. THIS IS WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOUR TERRIBLE GRAMMAR AND RIDICULOUS SPELLING, BITCH.

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A PR person asked me what I was busy with these days and I realised... I actually cannot remember what I'm busy with. I have way too many things and people and emails to deal with and I cannot recall ONE thing. I just know they're all in my laptop and I have to deal with them.

And I can't help but feel so terrible when I have to turn down events/media pitches. I KNOW HOW IT FEELS, DEAR PR PEOPLE, TRUST ME I WAS IN YOUR SHOES. But I only have that much time and I have THAT MUCH work and there are only 15 spots available for stories every week, out of which at least 5 are already taken up weeks in advance, not counting the ones that have to be allocated to paying clients so seriously, unless your press release interests me in the first 2 sentences, I'm going to have to stop reading. I AM SO SORRY :(


On a really bright note I've FINALLY gotten my Urban Decay Naked Palette!!! If you have even the slightest clue about just how popular this bloody thing is, you'd know this is close to a damn miracle. Case in point: Sephora SG updated their FB page this morning announcing its arrival in stores (after it going out of stock like 1240234802 times), and TEN MINUTES after they updated, I called Sephora @ MBS to check for stocks, the bloody salesperson had the gall to tell me it was OUT OF STOCK. LYING BITCH. I popped by the store myself (skipping a press conference halfway lolol) and THERE IT WAS IN ALL ITS VELVETY GLORY. 78 bucks AND WORTH EVERY SINGLE CENT.



I NEED TO STOP TYPING IN CAPS.

And also, really randomly:

Of course this was taken like 2 months ago before the influx of press releases and whatnots started. My table is still the same today, except with about 3 more stacks of documents, 10 more paper bags under my table, and post-its all over the damn place.

I love my table :D I also love the really comfortable chair. If that's a really stupid thing to be happy about, I'd have you know that I sit on a bloody foldable chair at home and have to actually put a cushion on it just so my butt doesn't hurt after an hour. So there.

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So recently, much to the dismay of my wallet, I've decided that I simply just don't have enough acceptable clothes. ie. clothes that are not from online blogshops. Therefore, instead of buying weekly from them, I'm going to cut all of online blogshopping out (or try to), and buy biweekly from physical stores :D or at least from online retailers that don't mass produce 2349827394 pieces to be sold in Singapore.
hahaha sounds about right! ♥

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This may come as a complete shock, but I have seriously have no interest in fashion at all.


HI CUTIE HI HI ♥


Oh and also today marks the 3rd time some relative asked whether I've lost weight/am on a diet. Well what do you know, apparently having media tastings every other day + REALLY late lunches is agreeing with me. AND NO, I DON'T THINK I'VE LOST WEIGHT. IT'S AN ILLUSION. I'M GOOD AT PICKING CLOTHES. That is all.

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Things to do in that one week before I start on my new job

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Okay LOOK.

Crazy is only okay when you have a certain level of self-awareness that you are being ridiculous and crazy and everything is said and done with a tinge of irony and self-deprecating humour. Otherwise, you are just straight-up insane and THAT GIVES ME SO MUCH SECOND-HAND EMBARRASSMENT.

So seriously, please QUIT updating your Facebook statuses waxing lyrical about how much you adore a certain singer/actor OVER, AND OVER AGAIN. And then gushing about how wonderful he is and how you "dreamt about him" *cringecringecringe*. Nobody needs to see all of that. That's what a blog is for. Okay FINE, I suppose I could deal with all of that. It's not as though I'm the sanest person on earth anyway. But what I have to completely draw the line at is PHOTOSHOPPING YOURSELF INTO THE SAME PICTURE AS YOUR IDOL. THAT SHIT AIN'T OK.

Yes I realise this could be slightly hypocritical of me (not really, because I will never 1. buy a shirt with Adam Lambert's face on it. 10 cds, maybe, NO SHIRT EVER THANK YOU. 2. join his fanclub AND go to fanclub meetings 3. make banners. NO, JUST. NO. I may pay money to go to ten of his concerts but I would sooner kill myself than make a banner or poster 4. PHOTOSHOP MYSELF INTO THE SAME PICTURE AS HIM. well that's coz I have an actual picture of that but that's completely besides the point BECAUSE I STILL WOULD NEVER DO THINGS LIKE THAT. GAHHHHH ) but hey, only about 3 people read this blog anyway so it's as good as private (SORRY TO ALL THOSE STILL READING. Only not really)

Okay I am well aware that besides having no right to judge anyone for being insane, I also have no right to well, judge anyone for anything, really. I am always of the opinion that as long as you are not hurting anyone with whatever you say or do, you should just go ahead and do it. You are entertaining me anyway (minus the bits where I'm cringing so hard from embarrassment) Therefore this post is pointless. Except that I had a nice time ranting :)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Top 25 Kanye West Tweets of 2010

25.) I’m cool with trial and error…the trail part is cool…the error, not so much.

24.) Tell everyone at the label only use Gothic or Helvetic fonts for email blast unless I otherwise approve

23.) Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on

22.) My past arrogance has caused the failure of my past buisnesses … Be humble in your decision making

21.) I love everybody… only thing I don’t like is taxes.. me and taxes gone fight

20.) We lookin’ crazy fresh where’s paparazzi when you need em

19.) I have decided to become the best rapper of all time! I put it on my things to do in this lifetime list!

18.) Is it super lonely and miserable to buy yourself a Cartier love bracelet… well I guess I do love my self lol!!!

17.) I hate when people email you and ask “You wanna know something?” of course but why are u torturing me by spreading this to more than 1 email

16.) I’m ready to get out of my own way. The ego is overdone… it’s like hoodies

15.) Leonard Bernstein is the s—!!! Hit flute player is snapping write now!!! Are those Christmas bells?

14.) Just saw Social Network and 2 valuable business rules…No drunk blogging and…Never do coke with an intern … they may not be 21 LOL

13.) cool ain’t cool no more,it’s a new day education is the new motivation truth taste and beauty let’s raise our children better than us

12.) You have to balance ignorance with intellect! Can’t have school with out recess! #Greatesttweetofalltime

11.) I don’t understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice

10.) I’ve hurt, I’ve bled, I’ve learned. I only want to do good. I am passionate I am human I am real. I wish I could meet every hater.

9.) I’ve finally realized as long as you use profanity when you talk about art and fashion it’s better accepted!!!

8.) I ordered the salmon medium instead of medium well I didn’t want to ruin the magic

7.) Don’t you hate when people clap to loud in the car … it’s like yo this is a closed area.. your clapping is waaay to loud!!! hahahahahaaa

6.) Dating models I had to learn to like small dogs and cigarettes

5.) I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh

4.) My favorite unit of measurement is ‘a s*** load’

3.) hold on…. I’m bout to hop on this #BABYMAMAJET the jets Billionaires give to they baby mamas or they 1rst 2nd or 3rd wife


2.) i hate when im on a flight & I wake up with a water bottle next 2 me like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this water bottle

1.) I’m sorry Taylor.

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I'm in a very strange mood these days. Not a terrible mood per se, just NOT good. Sort of like a hazy mopey kind of mood, and I am also extremely lethargic. I don't dread going to work, I don't want to do anything in particular (except for buying lots of clothes, but that's a given, really) Best of all? There's absolutely no reason for it at all. NONE.

I'm weird.

Maybe it's just that there's a lot of disorganization going on and it's annoying me.

Or maybe it's just my star signs acting up. HA HA.

Pointless post is pointless.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!







and also because I haven't fangirled in like.. many days.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

YOUTUBE EVIDENCE.

BEHOLD, THE MOST HORRIFYING PERFORMANCE IN SINGAPORE IDOL HISTORY, EVER.



NO SERIOUSLY. WATCH THAT. AND WATCH THIS.



YUPP. STILL LAUGHING. AFTER TWO DAYS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

SO APPROPRIATE RIGHT NOW

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HAHAHAHAH OMG RYAN TEDDER YOU'RE SUCH A LAZY WANKER. I thought two songs were bad enough, but THREE? 

HAHA I should try playing three songs all at once. It'd be hilarious.


Ryan, did you write this and go, "alright I'm spent, that's all you bitches are getting for this year. Imma go and write Sleepwalker for Adam Lambert now because that's where's the money at"?



Now I better not be hearing something similar to this from anybody else if not I'm going to be pissed BECAUSE THIS SONG IS SO KICKASS.


I CAN'T TURN THIS AROUND I KEEP RUNNING INTO WALLS THAT I CAN'T BREAK DOWN
I SAID I JUST WANDER AROUND WITH MY EYES WIDE SHUT BECAUSE OF YOU
I'M A SLEEPWALKER WALKER WALKER

bahahahha I can't stop singing along to the chorus.

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And this week in your all new segment of

WTF JUST HAPPENED THERE?!/WTF WERE YOU THINKING?!

Apparently somebody (who should be fired right this instance) thought that it'd be a brilliant idea for the Top 3 of Singapore Idol to perform For Your Entertainment at this week's results show.

Yeah you saw that right.

For-Your-Entertainment
For-Fucking-Your-Entertainment

Now, let's just ignore for one second the fact that this is an Adam Lambert song (which by the way, should have IMMEDIATELY given ANY singer, Singapore Idol losers or not, the reaction to turn and run screaming in the other direction because, well, HELLO?), have you people actually listened to this song? Okay, so at which part of the song did you think, "hey, this song sounds easy, I think the Idol kids can actually sing this!"?

Because if not, I'm going to go ahead and assume that the music directors of the show actually wanted what went down as the BIGGEST FAIL IN THE HISTORY OF SINGAPORE IDOL (and that's saying a lot given Duane's presence this season) to happen. Horrifying doesn't even begin to cut it. It caused me irreparable aural damage and I want to sue Mediacorp for emotional trauma. 

To whichever moron who picked this song: Yeah I know Adam is fabulous and all, but there's a reason why people treat him like a god and people from Singapore Idol are never going to make it in the music industry. IF THIS IS A SONG THAT NOT EVEN ADAM LAMBERT HIMSELF CAN PERFORM LIVE WELL (it's true, unfortunately. but eh, the gods have off days too yada yada) then either you make the contestants lipsync OR YOU CHOOSE SOMETHING THAT SUBSTANDARD SINGERS CAN SING, SAY, SOMETHING BY KRIS ALLEN. (oh wait, then again, that'd make me physically ill too. I'd rather not)

And to the contestants (okay just the Sezairi): dude. what happened? You've either not improved since the last time we actually liked you, or you're actually not that great to begin with, but you seemed awesome last time because of even worse singers like the two other Malay boys whose names I can't remember now. And I can forgive the absolute JOKE of a performance of Play That Funky Music (where you actually had the cahonies to say that it was the Adam Lambert version), but yesterday was just the last straw. Please tell me somebody set you up to sing those runs in FYE, because if not... Worst of all, you're beginning to reeeeally remind me of that boring wanker who won American Idol whilst trying to sing like Adam Lambert, and that pisses me off to no end. 

And yes one last point: YOU PEOPLE DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE SONG. IT'S JUST FUCKING INSULTING TO THE ESSENCE OF THE SONG OKAY?

I feel terribly sorry for myself that I put myself through that performance three times (it was like a train wreck. YOU. JUST. CANNOT. LOOK. AWAY) and I feel even sorrier that we still don't have Youtube evidence. But seriously, watch the rerun on Saturday. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. 

HAHA so evidently the performance made me and lyd fully appreciate the meaning of dumbfounded, horror, shock and disgust. Good times.

Okay the next time I go out I'm going to take pictures. My blog is boring even myself.

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OMG SO FUNNY OMG HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA.

Although, it's pretty terrifying at the same time. OMG a world with Sarah Palin as President and Glenn FUCKINGHOMOPHOBICDOUCHEBAGCRYBABY Beck as Vice-President? I may actually kill myself if that ever happens.

Although, it is possible that the world will actually end if this happens. The amount of stupid may cause the entire planet to implode.

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OH charles&keith. Stop making shoes that make me want to spend 100 bucks on.

Yeah I know they all look pretty much the same. I HAVE A THING FOR CHUNKY HEELS.

4 MORE DAYS TO 2012!!!!!!!

15 MORE DAYS TO THE 23RD!!!!!!!

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA



Now watch this



HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. sorry about your eyes and ears.


Alright sorry there's really no basis of comparison and I really shouldn't compare, but I'm in an obnoxious mood. However, take a look at one of the comments on the video:

oh my gosh he's like a chinese version of david archuleta..in a way.. i mean the whole insecure thing of his looks and how he can sing really well too!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH okok I know the person is not comparing their looks per se, BUT LIKE I SAID I'M IN AN OBNOXIOUS MOOD.

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I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS CONVERSATION

(no you do not need to know the context. you're better off not knowing)

william: WOW
william: i am
william: 21-24cm
william: not bad
mian: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
mian: WTF!
mian: HAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG I AM NEVER GOING TO GET HTIS OUT OF MY HEAD
mian: what hte fuck i nearly typed "im never going to get this out of my mouth"
mian: AND WHY THE FUCK DID I JUST TYPE THAT
william: lol
william: shit
mian: clearly i am going crazy
william: YEAH
william: i agreee
mian: wahhahahahahahhahah i am LOLing so hard
mian: i want to die liao HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA WHAAAAAAT THE FUCK
mian: heng jingying not here
mian: freudian slip hahahahha


OH. US.

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HI FOOD PORN FOR YOU?


shit I am so hungry. I could use some hokkien mee right now.

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The first time I saw this I nearly fell off the bed laughing. (no he didn't fall over thankfully)


OH ARCHIE. How are you so adorable?? I'm so sorry that fat guy on Singapore Idol not only butchered your song last week, but also gave me nightmares imagining him in your MTV singing this song instead of you. I'm not an Archuleta fan by any means, but I mean CMON. LOOK AT HIM and look at that fat dude!

Sorry. Reaaaaaaally getting my bitch on today.

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WOW. JUST. WOW.

I have no words. This woman looks like she came straight out of hell as the she-devil.




Possibly the only time I will say FOUR FOR YOU FOX NEWS, YOU GO, FOX NEWS.

Anyway



HAHA Lady Gaga I know I said I hate you and everything, but seriously, when you wear things like this I can't help but laugh at you. And since you made me laugh, I can't hate you all that much. HAHAHA man you've got some balls!

(HAHAH EMINEM'S FACE IS CRACKING ME UP)

You really don't give a shit about what people think about you do you? YOU ARE ONE CRAZY BITCH AND I GOTTA RESPECT THAT.

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CAN YOU SEE IT? IF YOU CAN, TELL ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE IF YOU CAN SEE WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SEEN IN BOTH.

I laughed so hard at the first one when I saw it, and also at the second. Don't worry. Nothing scary. Both are hilarious. (Not so much the second one; still wondering if it's photoshopped)


AND ONE FOR THOSE WHO DARE TO STARE AT THIS LONG ENOUGH. (seah I'm looking at you. I know you like scary shit like that)

If you've got a weak heart like me then better stay far away from this picture. I saw it in bright daylight and I got creeped out. Well then again, it's me.

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