Monday, March 29, 2010
Why I Love Our Outings So Much


"WHAT. WHY ARE WE PLAYING THE SAME FOUR SONGS AGAIN? CAN WE DON'T PLAY 'SLOW RIDE' AGAIN?!"
"OMG I'm going to die. KOC is going to kill me. MY ARMS ARE GOING TO FALL OFF. WHY DO THE NOTES NEVER STOP REPEATING?!"
"YELLOW IS THE MOST BORING SONG TO EVER EXIST. IT EXISTS SOLELY TO TRICK LITTLE CHILDREN INTO THINKING THEY CAN PLAY EXPERT LEVEL ON GUITAR HERO"




"OMGASLDFHASKDH THERE'S WHATAYA WANT FROM ME!!!! ASLDFHAKLDJFHKLJWEKVNKLKIGUOUI!!"
"Jingying why are you going crazy like them?!" "I don't know!! WHATAYA WANT FROM ME!!!"
"OMG SO PRETTTTYYYY *HEART EYES HEART EYES HEART EYES*"
"Ok let's just sing the song for the last half an hour"
"IT'S ENDING IT'S ENDING. PRESS THE REPEAT BUTTON HURRY UP!!" "I'M PRESSING! I'M PRESSING!"
"...I was actually kidding about repeating it for half an hour" "SHUT UP AND SING!!"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEE?!"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEHHHHHHHHHHHH???"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEE??!!!"

"my throat is never going to recover"


Later...
"our outings are so musical"


lahv lahv lahv y'all ♥♥♥♥

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posted by mian at 11:46 AM | Permalink |
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
random bitch from Singapore Idol in this week's 8 days:

How do you rate your chances of winning?
A: Ken says my voice is ordinary, but I'm working really hard on it so that one day it will meet his standards. If you're too different, you will have people who either love or hate you. By being safe and ordinary, people can relate to you. I don't have the strongest voice but look at Kris Allen. Adam Lambert had the voice but he didn't win. To be an Idol, you have to be likeable and somewhat normal"

OH HELL NO YOU STUPID BITCH. STOP TRYING TO JUSTIFY YOUR LACK OF TALENT BY SAYING PEOPLE WILL RELATE TO YOU. YEAH, THEY WILL RELATE TO YOU NOW, AND FORGET YOU LATER. AND HELL NAW YOU DIDN'T JUST COMPARE YOURSELF TO PEOPLE FROM AMERICAN IDOL. THAT. DOES. NOT. COMPUTE. EVER.

SCREW YOU. IF YOU SAY MORE SHIT LIKE THAT I WILL PERSONALLY VOTE FOR EVERYONE BUT YOU TO SEND YOU PACKING YOUR BAGS. BITCH PLEASE. AND YEAH OF COURSE ADAM LAMBERT ISN'T NORMAL. HE IS A GOD WITH SUPERPOWERS SO SHUT YO HO MOUTH AND SIT YO FAT ASS DOWN.





okay rant over.


Conversation last week that made me laugh:

me: oh in case you people are interested, kris allen's single is coming out on monday
seah: nope
william: no not interested
seah: tell us when adam's cd is out
me: I HAVE TAUGHT YOU PEOPLE WELL

HAHA I LOVE HOW EVERYONE PATRONISES ME! ;D

Here's a collage for you awesome people

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posted by mian at 8:14 PM | Permalink |
Saturday, September 19, 2009
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS CONVERSATION

(no you do not need to know the context. you're better off not knowing)

william: WOW
william: i am
william: 21-24cm
william: not bad
mian: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
mian: WTF!
mian: HAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG I AM NEVER GOING TO GET HTIS OUT OF MY HEAD
mian: what hte fuck i nearly typed "im never going to get this out of my mouth"
mian: AND WHY THE FUCK DID I JUST TYPE THAT
william: lol
william: shit
mian: clearly i am going crazy
william: YEAH
william: i agreee
mian: wahhahahahahahhahah i am LOLing so hard
mian: i want to die liao HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA WHAAAAAAT THE FUCK
mian: heng jingying not here
mian: freudian slip hahahahha


OH. US.

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posted by mian at 2:42 AM | Permalink |
Sunday, September 06, 2009
I have to say:

I'm sorry. I don't get you at all, I really don't.

I mean, I understand why you say and do things this way, but I can never understand why you see a need for them to be that certain way. I don't know whether I should be horrified or amused that it took me this long to realise that perhaps I will never ever understand you (and in fact, have no desire to do so).

Well, you will never know, but I'm sending you a mental apology for everything I've said. You're way too warped for me to grasp and I will no longer make the effort to do so.





Yeah, this is me repenting. (A little bit)
Haven't you heard? Us the motley crew (that would be me seah lydia and william) are all heading to hell on the Express Service with one-way non-refundable tickets with everything we said last Friday. IT IS GOING TO BE KICKASS AWESOME. We will spend our entire lives in damnation bitching non-stop!
I'm repenting this teeny amount now not because I don't want in on that hella party (haha), but because after everything I said yesterday, I'm most probably going to party with Lucifer himself, and that's probably not so fun. I wanna party with my peeeeeps.


(ok I have no idea why I'm even talking about this. I'm so sleepy my brain's not functioning anymore)


me: "blah blah blah. OMG I AM SUCH A BITCH. WHY DID I JUST SAY THAT"
lyd: "you know, just because you say it out loud doesn't make you less of a bitch"
me: :(

le truth.

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posted by mian at 5:28 PM | Permalink |
Tuesday, August 04, 2009
well if i truly want to be looking for a silver lining, at least i think i've lost weight.



aaaaaaanyway, i had a really lovely weekend after that shit pile excuse of a week. it was the SUPPOSED weekend that jttw reunited for two full days but that did not happen (not entirely anyway) BUT let's not harp on that and instead move on to what did happen.


on saturday we were finally back at leed's place for our usual baking/watching horror movie session and it was just so relaxing lying there on her couch, watching crappy movies (pulse 2. omg. funniest horror movie EVER. i cannot comprehend how bad the show actually was) and eating all that junk. brownies are the best comfort food i dont care how much fat or sugar i'm putting into my body i could eat brownies forever.

we had to drag ourselves off her outrageously comfortable couch in the evening though, because it was jx's birthday and we had to go clubbing with him (well actually, it was more like, we wanted to go clubbing and hey! it so turns out that it was jx's birthday too! haha. i jest)

and although i was whining all the way there about being too tired/lazy/broke to go, i have to concur it was one of the best clubbing outings so far because i can't remember the last time i found everything SO FUNNY. (when i'm drunk i'm happy. other people get pensive/quiet/depressed when drunk. i'm a happy drunk. in fact i'm simultaneously happy, high and sleepy. yes, even when i'm drunk i'm a contradiction)

and i must have drank more than i ever did because while waiting for my laptop to shut down after reaching home (at 615am. even when semi-comatose i go online. i'm very clear about my priorities in life you see) i dozed off for a couple a minutes, and when i was jolted awake, my stomach lurched and i went running for the toilet bowl.

nothing happened though. just retching. so i still hold the record among all my boozing friends of having never thrown up after drinking. YAY WIN.

pictures pictures

at the beginning of the night when we were still sober. (jx claimed clearmindedness although his face screams otherwise)

it's hilarious because you can actually see us getting progressively drunker through the pictures

ok these are still not so bad. some of them are positively blackmail-worthy so i should keep it for my personal use in the future. ;) be very afraid, seah. be very afraid. hahaha.


on sunday i woke up after barely 5 hours of sleep, cranky and all, but because it was KTV with jttw, i didn't beg out of it like i would if it had been with people i didn't care about. haha.

AND IT WAS THE BEST KTV OUTING EVER. WHY? BECAUSE (other than the usual william+jj singing shit to jay chou songs, william rapping like he actually knows wtf Akon is singing, us playing all the clubbing songs) LEED WAS BACK AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? FINAAAAAALLY I HAD SOMEBODY WHO COULD SING/SCREAM ALONG WITH ME TO BLACK OR WHITE, BORN TO BE WILD AND MOST OF ALL, WHOLE MFKING LOTTA LOVE WITH (too much) GLEE and people wouldn't be like "what's this song? this song sounds weird. this song sounds so old. how do you even know this song!..... oh. adam lambert covered it right? -implied eye roll-. i make no apologies about how much fun i had yelling I'M GONNA GIVE YOU EVERY INCH OF MY LOVE. TOO. MUCH. FUN. HAHA. (and which also sparked off a lively discussion later on about.. never mind. TMI)

and dinner. i don't even remember the awesome zi char we had at tampines because i was too busy pissing in my pants laughing. i do not understand how every time we meet we can be completely obssessed with one single topic and have a totally serious AND thorough dissection AND analysis of it while choking on our own spit from laughing too hard, AND THEN go "wtf are we still talking about this?!" two hours later. OH I LOVE US!


okay time for some funny shit again

Photobucket

oh wow. truly what i would have loved to do to some people

too true




BWAHAHAHA.




aaaaaaaand obligatory picture

Photobucket SIMON HERE = ME

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posted by mian at 7:33 PM | Permalink |
Saturday, July 18, 2009
last weekend was one of those awesome ones where i spent no time at all for myself, but instead with all my looovely friends. sometimes i do need a dose of that :)

sat morning i had to work early in the morning for an event but hey it was pretty slack so that's fine. i went home and concussed after that and then it was william's birthday party @ downtown east

alright to be honest we didn't do much because the three of us were too lazy to make small talk with other people and there was no room in the chalet for us so we ended up standing around and talking for hours straight


sunday afternoon bel, seah, shuxian and i finally met up after our last outing in december! this of course called for expensive hightea at Goodwood Park hotel. 39 bucks per person y'all, and while it was nice, i thought it definitely wasn't worth that amount. well maybe 'cos i'm still poor. a working adult yes, but still a poor working adult.

with us, lots of camwhoring would definitely happen!



and after that was xin mei's birthday dinner @ marina!





i am actually now at jiayin's house for our stayover with the girls + eric. they're watching some horror flick while im typing here because 1. i've watched the show before and 2. it still scares the shit outta me. haha.

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posted by mian at 1:12 AM | Permalink |
Sunday, July 12, 2009
so the other day we had dinner. i had my macbook. we were at cartel. what else could we do?

we probably took another 100 more.

CLASSIC MOMENT OF THE DAY: (sorry man, i just gotta blog about it. i laughed so hard then, and i'm still laughing now)



looking at picture:

seah: "eh william. are you trying to blow me?"
william: "UHHHHH?!"
mian: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
seah: "SHIT THAT DIDNT COME OUT RIGHT"
mian: "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA"





I DIDN'T MAKE THIS, BUT I WANNA ASK THE PERSON WHO DID, "ARE YOU ME"? FML MAN. FML. (AND I MEAN THAT IN BOTH WAYS. HAHAHHAHA. I AM AMUSING MYSELF BECAUSE NOBODY EXCEPT MYSELF KNOWS WTF IM TALKING ABOUT AND IM JUST GOING ON AND ON LIKE A DRUNK PERSON)
OH CAMERA. COULDN'T YOU HAVE TAKEN THE PICTURE JUST 1 SECOND LATER? LIKE. SERIOUSLY. WAIT FOR IT, WAAAAAIT FOR IT.
AND IT'S ALMOST 4.30AM AND I'M STILL WIDE AWAKE. THEREFORE THE INCOHERENT RAMBLING. TOMORROW I WILL WAKE UP AND FEEL EMBARRASSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE CHUNK I JUST TYPED AND THIS POST WILL BE EDITED.

WOOOOOOOOO FAB WEEKEND!

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posted by mian at 2:36 AM | Permalink |
Saturday, June 27, 2009
i just realised something..


IT HAS BEEN FOUR WHOLE MONTHS (EXACTLY) SINCE I LAST WENT CLUBBING.
gosh. 4 months only? it seems much much longer. well technically speaking, it's been MUCH LONGER AGO when we actually went to a decent club (the last one being the shitty dbl o which hopefully will close down and never reopen again)

so tonight we're going to.. erm. crap. i have no idea where. HAHA. zirca? looking forward to the music and burning of calories!


sometimes i think, the jttw people really do not meet up often enough! i seriously have no idea how we come up with all the crap we have heated discussions, which always leave me crying from too much laughter, about! like that day we met up for Transformers movie (crap plot, awesome effects. my inner dude approves) i had such an awesome time with them, i'm convinced we should have outings like these every week so working weeks will seem shorter! oh, all the "mary had a little lamb" jokes, william not getting his own jokes while the rest of us were impressed, the "EH. WHY YOU EAT MY WAFFLE" parts. hahahha. i'm laughing as im typing this. OUR MAJOR OUTING IN AUGUST WHEN LEED COMES BACK YES? :)


ok i have to run before seah kills me for being late for the nth time.

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