OMG RUSH LIMBAUGH IS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR CHEST PAINS AND IS IN SERIOUS CONDITION?
OH MY COULD THIS MEAN A BEAUTIFUL START TO THE NEW YEAR?
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT I'M WISHING DEATH ON THIS PERSON, BECAUSE SERIOUSLY. RUSH LIMBAUGH NEEDS TO DIE, ALONG WITH GLENN BECK, SEAN HANNITY, BILL O REILLY, FRED PHELPS AND ANN COULTER. OK WHICH OTHER HOMOPHOBIC RACIST BIGOTED RIGHT WING BLOWHARD AM I MISSING HERE. THEY'RE ALL INCLUDED.
Sorry but Singapore Idol should be on SURIA instead of Channel 5.
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First of all,
I AM NOT RACIST.
And sorry but looks like Singapore Idol should be
1. Renamed "Who has the largest family/fan base?" or 2. "SURIA Star" and henceforth 3. Be on SURIA instead of Channel 5.
JUST WATCH THE FINAL RESULTS SHOW OF SEASON 3 (and the audience! The audience! The family members!)
Anyway,
Congrats to our two finalists (they both sang well) and the Chinese community should start voting on Singapore Idol instead of spamming calls during charity shows.
Chill man, chill. You should be pissed if Sezairi's actually going anywhere in the music industry. But since he's not, let's all sit back and laugh and wait for American Idol Season 9 (which I'm totally not going to watch because first of all, Americans, like Singaporeans, seem to have a liking for mindnumbingly boring singers, and really, who can top Adam Lambert?)
LOL are people going to be upset about the Singapore Idol results?
Why are people going to be upset?
If there's anything we've learned for the past three seasons, THE WINNER AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE IN THE INDUSTRY. See you back hosting Singapore Idol season 4, Sezairi!
Still, it's evidently the Year of Mediocrity for all reality shows.
Now who am I going to laugh at every week on Wednesdays night?? :(((((
Tall - Check Adorable as hell (looks like my eye candy ie Joseph's friend ie totally my type OMG) - Check Dimples - GODDAMNIT MY WEAKNESS Watches US shows + HK dramas - FUCKING HELL. THIS IS CHECKED TOO
And if you know me, that's pretty much a sealed deal. Oh and single too.
But wait, here's the kicker.
Yeah I think y'all can guess what it is.
GODDAMNIT this is like the 2nd time since Adam Lambert (oh wait, scratch that. third. I forgot about Cassidy Haley, whom I'm now facebook friends with HAHAHA MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY MORE AWESOME) that I wished I were a fabulous hot gay guy. Figures that the first guy I find adorable in MONTHS A YEAR had to be gay.
OH WELL. Back to your regularly scheduled program of Minyan is Never Going to get Married Because She's Only Attracted to Gay Guys
While on the other, all I can think of is GET. YOUR. HANDS. OFF. HIM. YOU. UNTALENTED. BORING. BITCH!
(Yes. That's my favourite singer of all time, Taylor Swift, in case you didn't recognize her. I like her so much that I actually contemplated 5 seconds whether I wanted to save this picture, as opposed to say, the usual of 0.3 seconds.)
Oh go away and sing about your short skirts and t-shirts and how somebody else's boyfriend belongs with you (SLUT!) and leave the fabulous people alone mmmkay Taylor?
And yes this blog will be like this until I find something more interesting to talk about/I have an actual life outside of work
So in the meantime, this will be a shrine to Adam Lambert
A picture for seah which I know she'd like
Something that me and leed likes (well I know we like everything but that's besides the point)
(haha the contrast between the expression and the jacket is killing me)
HAHAHAHAH OMG RYAN TEDDER YOU'RE SUCH A LAZY WANKER. I thought two songs were bad enough, but THREE?
HAHA I should try playing three songs all at once. It'd be hilarious.
Ryan, did you write this and go, "alright I'm spent, that's all you bitches are getting for this year. Imma go and write Sleepwalker for Adam Lambert now because that's where's the money at"?
Now I better not be hearing something similar to this from anybody else if not I'm going to be pissed BECAUSE THIS SONG IS SO KICKASS.
I CAN'T TURN THIS AROUND I KEEP RUNNING INTO WALLS THAT I CAN'T BREAK DOWN I SAID I JUST WANDER AROUND WITH MY EYES WIDE SHUT BECAUSE OF YOU I'M A SLEEPWALKER WALKERWALKER
bahahahha I can't stop singing along to the chorus.
WTF JUST HAPPENED THERE?!/WTF WERE YOU THINKING?! Apparently somebody (who should be fired right this instance) thought that it'd be a brilliant idea for the Top 3 of Singapore Idol to perform For Your Entertainment at this week's results show.
Now, let's just ignore for one second the fact that this is an Adam Lambert song (which by the way, should have IMMEDIATELY given ANY singer, Singapore Idol losers or not, the reaction to turn and run screaming in the other direction because, well, HELLO?), have you people actually listened to this song? Okay, so at which part of the song did you think, "hey, this song sounds easy, I think the Idol kids can actually sing this!"?
Because if not, I'm going to go ahead and assume that the music directors of the show actually wanted what went down as the BIGGEST FAIL IN THE HISTORY OF SINGAPORE IDOL (and that's saying a lot given Duane's presence this season) to happen. Horrifying doesn't even begin to cut it. It caused me irreparable aural damage and I want to sue Mediacorp for emotional trauma.
To whichever moron who picked this song: Yeah I know Adam is fabulous and all, but there's a reason why people treat him like a god and people from Singapore Idol are never going to make it in the music industry. IF THIS IS A SONG THAT NOT EVEN ADAM LAMBERT HIMSELF CAN PERFORM LIVE WELL (it's true, unfortunately. but eh, the gods have off days too yada yada) then either you make the contestants lipsync OR YOU CHOOSE SOMETHING THAT SUBSTANDARD SINGERS CAN SING, SAY, SOMETHING BY KRIS ALLEN. (oh wait, then again, that'd make me physically ill too. I'd rather not)
And to the contestants (okay just the Sezairi): dude. what happened? You've either not improved since the last time we actually liked you, or you're actually not that great to begin with, but you seemed awesome last time because of even worse singers like the two other Malay boys whose names I can't remember now. And I can forgive the absolute JOKE of a performance of Play That Funky Music (where you actually had the cahonies to say that it was the Adam Lambert version), but yesterday was just the last straw. Please tell me somebody set you up to sing those runs in FYE, because if not... Worst of all, you're beginning to reeeeally remind me of that boring wanker who won American Idol whilst trying to sing like Adam Lambert, and that pisses me off to no end.
And yes one last point: YOU PEOPLE DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE SONG. IT'S JUST FUCKING INSULTING TO THE ESSENCE OF THE SONG OKAY?
I feel terribly sorry for myself that I put myself through that performance three times (it was like a train wreck. YOU. JUST. CANNOT. LOOK. AWAY) and I feel even sorrier that we still don't have Youtube evidence. But seriously, watch the rerun on Saturday. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.
HAHA so evidently the performance made me and lyd fully appreciate the meaning of dumbfounded, horror, shock and disgust. Good times.
Okay the next time I go out I'm going to take pictures. My blog is boring even myself.
bah I give up. My urge to blog lasts for about 3 minutes and then quickly fades away.
HAHA much like this blog, evidently. I NEED NEW PICTURES SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BLOG.
Anyway, I'm going home on time for once, and I'm going to do all the girly stuff - repaint my nails, get a hair mask/facial mask thing going on - and then not move out of my bed. AWWWESOME.
Why am I even typing this?
Oh I do have something to bitch about: TAYLOR SWIFT GOT NOMINATED FOR 8 GRAMMYS. EIGHT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? HOW DID THAT UNTALENTED BITCH END UP BEING NOMINATED FOR SO MANY CATEGORIES. DID THEY NOMINATE HER FOR EVERY SINGLE CATEGORY EXCEPT RAP AND RNB?! Disgusting. People like her make me weep for the future of the music industry. Since when did country singers ever deserve such laureate anyway.
