I'm very emotionally unstable right now so there's going to be ALOT of cursing and swearing. If you don't like that just stop reading now.



As much as I like to trash and rant about Singapore's lack of freedom of speech and how some people can be so narrow-minded, I've got to say, at least I can be thankful that most of us are so apathetic towards things that we well, basically don't have much hate (stemming from a lack of care)for most things or people.

I don't get very upset over many things. I like to keep it that way. I hate it when I feel like I'm losing control over my emotions. Raging is fine; I just e-yell at the world on my blog and I feel much better after that. But sadness? No, that I can't do. I can't express myself well enough without making myself feel like a complete ass. Therefore I steer clear of situations that I know would make me sad.


So it's terrifying when I go completely over the edge and around the bend. I know I should have known better than to watch this, but I did anyway, and I cried so much it wasn't even funny. And now I am posting this here because it speaks volumes of HOW INCREDIBLY FUCKED UP SO MANY PEOPLE ARE IN THIS WORLD.



If you can watch this, and tell me honestly that this is not one of the most fucked up things in the world, then I'm sorry I don't think we can be friends anymore.

On a related note, it astounds me, and at the same time, horrifies me, how even in a country like the US, as progressive as many of them are, there still exists scum like the Westboro Baptist Church. Be thankful that you've not heard of this group of fucktards. Honestly, I'm relieved I don't stay in the US, because I swear on all things holy, I will cause grievous harm to them if I ever see them in person. I am not kidding. Painful deaths don't even begin to describe the things I want to wish on them.


OH, JUST ONE OF THE MANY MANY MINDBOGGLING FUCKERY ENDORSED BY THE WBC.

The church runs numerous websites such as GodHatesFags.com, GodHatesAmerica.com and others expressing condemnation of homosexuality.

The group bases its work around the belief expressed by its best known slogan and the address of its primary website, "God hates fags," asserting that every tragedy in the world is linked to homosexuality – specifically society's increasing tolerance and acceptance of the "homosexual agenda." The group maintains that God hates gays above all other kinds of "sinners" and that homosexuality should be a capital crime.

oh yes, and they also condemn those who advocate gay rights and basically anyone who has gay friends, calling them fag enablers. WELL GODDAMN YOU I WILL WEAR THAT FAG ENABLER BADGE PROUDLY THANK YOU VERY MUCH.



I'm not stupid enough to say that this intolerance doesn't exist in Singapore. I KNOW some crazy churches/priests who go around proclaiming that they have "cured" people of their homosexuality and spread their homophobic messages yada yada. BUT at the VERY LEAST, I don't see them protesting/evangelising (and also thank god for our ban on public protests) so that's good because then I can probably save myself a trip down to the police station to explain why I sucker-punched some jackass in the face.

For most part I do feel bad for Christianity because of these whackjobs. I'm pretty sure most Christians do not tolerate such behavior and it's just horrible how a bunch of these people can give their religion such a bad rep. I'm just glad that I don't have Christian friends who try to pull this kind of shit on me.


Okay, I don't want to mix this up with religion, so I shall end off by saying, I want to make my stand on this issue clear, if I haven't been clear enough before: I do not, and will not tolerate homophobia. And no, I will not accept your argument that homosexuality is a choice. WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO. Oh yes, it's a choice because it's every young boy's dream to be ridiculed, and subsequently murdered when he's only thirteen. Yes, it's a choice because our society is so open and accepting of them. And YES, it's definitely a choice because we're all so progressive that me putting adam lambert as my display pic on msn had some fucktards commenting "ew, why you put that gay in your display pic" WELL LILY ALLEN HAS GOT THIS MUCH TO SAY TO YOU.





And another pitiful argument that I can't stand? That homosexuality can be influenced. REALLY NOW? So why is that straight people can't influence them to be straight? PONDER ON THAT DUMBASS.

I'm sorry if I'm particularly offensive today. I'm usually capable of keeping my rage on this issue under control, but I just had to witness all these crap today at one go and it's just breaking my heart so much. Have some understanding and love, people. Everybody has the right to be with who they want to be with, and nobody, has the right to take that away from them.



Okay, I've had enough of being upset today. Let's have some videos and pictures for the LOLs

This gives me so much hope for the youths of America


And I love this so much. Watch Australian reporters rip those fucktards a new one


And obligatory:

YO JACKASS(ES) WHO SAID WHAT YOU SAID:

Labels: serious business

"Today, I was in the mood to hear a certain song, and when I put my iPod on shuffle it went straight to it. I said, "Whoa, iPod! Can you read my mind or something?" The next song was called 'I Can.' I am genuinely terrified. MLIA."

I'm going to sleep now because I'm too bored to function. It's two hours earlier than my usual bed time so I'm pretty damn proud of myself.

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Just because I can (and I am really bored)

OPI is making me want to remove and reapply my nail polish everyday because it feels incredibly therapeutic to have freshly painted, manicured nails

(no my nails aren't acrylic. they're all mine. and no, I don't trim them or whatever. they pretty much grow out this way. they're the only things on me that behave)



and this is my nail art i did for my thumb from my manicure ONE MONTH AGO. incredible staying power yes?



HAHA sorry joseph if this is your idea of what a bimbotic blog looks like. I just have nothing better to do. Don't worry, I won't start listing all the undergarments I bought today. If that day ever comes you have my permission to smack me over the head.




and OMG I am so excited for this movie YOU HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA. Y'all know my strange obsession with disaster movies - I will watch just about any disaster movie, regardless of the plot, so long there are awesome effects and everybody dies in the end. (and I guess seah and I learned the hard way through The Sinking of Japan that, I really WOULD watch any disaster flicks. Gosh. Painful memories. HAHAHAH) - and it's been too long since the last apocalyptic movie. (The Day The Earth Stopped Spinning or some shit like that does not count. I am still sore about it and I know yx and jyn are too. HAHA)

The last disaster movie I watched was Knowing, and it wasn't bad at all, but because I watched it online, the effects were far from desirable. SO I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS MOVIE. I DON'T CARE THAT THE PLOT'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE SHITEOUS. Give me some gigantic waves engulfing NYC, some planes crashing into the ground, toppling buildings and ships and I'll be a happy camper.


and NO, my excitement about the movie has got nothing to do with this. How dare you THINK that.

(OMFG BRIAN MAY OKAY. BRIAN MAY FROM QUEEN. IF YOU DON'T KNOW QUEEN, WELL, I AM SORRY ABOUT YOUR LIFE. OK KIDDING. BUT YOU KNOW THE SONG "WE WILL ROCK YOU" RIGHT. YES. THAT'S A QUEEN SONG. IF YOU STILL DON'T KNOW THAT THEN LET ME FACEPALM RIGHT NOW. ANYWAY FLAIL FLAIL AND MORE FLAILING)


What was I saying? Oh yes. Seah can vouch for me that I've been wanting to watch this movie since god knows when. Probably way before this trailer even came out. So yeah, this is just a huge kickass cherry on top of the icing.

Of course, having said that, if my different groups of friends ALL want to watch this movie, I have absolutely no qualms watching it again, and again, and again and again. Because I am a good friend like that, I will watch this show with you. Good disaster flicks should be watched over and over again.


Just sayin'.



Until then, this will be me. All the way until November.

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Okay okay. I am really screwed. I should have known better than to buy my first bottle of OPI nail polish. Those things are freaking expensive but the quality, oh my god, THE SHEER GORGEOUSNESS of the effect it has on my nails. I applied them in a hurry but it still looked as though I've just gone for a manicure. It's little wonder why people pay 11 bucks and upwards for these little bottles of miracles. Which means I am probably bidding farewell to the 1.99 FaceShop nail polish. Which means I've found a new obsession besides clothes. Which means I'm probably going to end up buying 10 bottles of nail polish in various shades of reds. WHICH MEANS I AM SO FUCKING SCREWED.


Boredom and online shopping is a lethal cocktail. And I HAVE to be a brand slut to boot. Awesome.


Anyway this was the shade I bought:

I FREAKING LOVE IT. The colour's rich and yummy and it was thick enough to be completely opaque despite only applying two coats. I actually thought it was the shade of nail polish that I got for my manicure, but it wasn't. Well, close enough. And this just gives me and excuse to buy more. HAHA.


Oh check out this site if you're bored: Scrangie. she has the craziest collection of OPI nail polishes and she reviews almost all of them. I had an awesome time reading through the archives and nearly died looking at some of the pictures.

Jealous yet? Be right back, crying about my lack of money.


Some of the shades that had me swooning

The Reds

Shade: Berry Berry Broadway

Shade: We'll Always Have Paris

Shade: Yes I Can-Can

Shade: Eiffel For This Colour

and my personal favourite:


I have an explicable attraction towards dark, almost blood, red and vampy shades. Add in shimmers and I'm sold.

The Purples

Shade: Overexposed in South Beach

Shade: Paris Suede with gloss

Shade: Licoln Park Suede with gloss

Shade: Holiday Glow (omg i LOVE this.)

Shade: Give Me Moor (Shiny and dark. LOVE)

The Pinks (now i usually don't wear pale shades because it doesn't match my skintone at all but these shades are just sooooooooo pretty!)

Shade: Who Needs a Prince

Shade: Isn't it Romantic

The Mattes (really interesting looking nail polishes. I'd probably never try them but the blogger made them look so pretty!)

Shade: Gargantuan Matte

Shade: Lincoln Park Matte


Another thing about OPI nail polishes is that they have these adorable kitschy names. Yes I am a sucker for gimmicks like that. Probably also explains my love for Benefit and Stila.

And yes, the names of the shades are there so I will remember which shades I want to order. HAHA. Told you I'm screwed.

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Oh hey look it's another bitching post on Singapore Idol! SURPRISE SURPRISE. I don't have a life, what else can I bitch about? Let me create drama when there's none alright?




Okay, this is why I'd probably NOT be watching the show anymore:

It's not that the singers are terrible beyond belief (well, not all of them anyway). I have to admit that many of the girls are actually quite good. Exceeding my expectations in fact! (Not that I had high expectations in the first place, but they were good enough to not warrant a facepalm reaction when I hear them sing. That's saying alot) Although after awhile I couldn't tell one Alicia Keys soundalike to another, I still have to give them props for being the best batch of female contestants so far.

So why would I not be watching this show in the future? Well mainly because I CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW TERRIBLE the male contestants are. I'm obviously watching the show only for the dudes, so I don't really give a damn how good the girls are. And oh boy, do the guys suck. They come in a variety of fat, ugly, bitchy, annoying, boring, combinations of previously mentioned adjectives or all of the above, but most importantly, none of them can sing. It's not just that they were vocally unimpressive. THERE WERE NO VOCALS TO SPEAK OF. I'm not even trying to be bitchy here. I honestly cannot believe how untalented some of the top24 guys are.

OHOH. AND PLAID. OH GOD. STOP. WEARING. THE. FUCKING. PLAID. some dude was wearing PLAID and PLAYING WITH A GUITAR and I've never wanted to kick somebody through the television more. GET A STYLIST FOR GODS' SAKE.


I'll probably watch the show a couple weeks more though, to be honest, despite the fact that I actually feel physically ill watching it. Like my eyes and ears have been violated. But well, can't complain about having something to rant and be dramatic about! I'll just have to control the urge to go running for the computer for some AI to cleanse my soul until the end of the show.


OH HOWEVER. I WILL STOP WATCHING THE SHOW IF THEY PLAY KRIS ALLEN'S NO BOUNDARIES ONE MORE TIME. I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING. Learn some good taste from 8 days won't you, Singapore Idol?



(hahah it's so fun to freak out over something insignificant. my life is so completely unexciting that i get a kick out of freaking out over anything. i need to channel my negative energy somewhere you know? if not i'd probably be the most horrible person on earth)


anyway pictures so this post is not completely pointless

I MISS US :(

yes that's right. I'm at Minds Cafe. HAHA MINDFUCK eh? I had fun though :)

and have yourself a funny picture





back to doing nothing.

Labels: idiocy seems to be a common occurence, random rants, singapore idol makes me laugh

FOX NEWS - PERPETUATING REPUBLICAN STUPIDITY AND DELUSION SINCE FUCK KNOWS WHEN. HYPOCRISY AND LAUGHABLE JOURNALISM COMES AT A BONUS!

Oh shut up already. The Democrats have won. Get over it. Your butthurt is showing, and you're just coming across as whiny kids who have been told that they won't be getting candy for the next 4 years.


And these three. Gosh, where do I even start. This three people are legitimately the only three people on this earth I would truly wish painful deaths on. DO YOU PEOPLE HONESTLY BELIEVE THE THINGS YOU SPEW, (hence rendering you, and your argument completely invalid since you're probably retarded), or you're just trying to rile people up with the shit you say?

Glenn Beck: "Obama is a racist! wah wah wah" Ohhhhh so sorry you feel that way, you fat oppressed white boy.







.. Okay I need to take a break from watching The Daily Show.

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Oh yes, I was supposed to bitch about Singapore Idol.

Honestly, I think I should watch every single episode of SI with lydia from now onwards. I had so much fun just now with her bitching about EVERY. SINGLE. THING. HAHA. In fact, I think most of the time we were just going, "NOOOOOOOOOO!!", "what's wrong with you OMG?!", "OMG SHUT UP YOU CAN'T SING" and "NOOOO NOT THE FAT GUY!".

Well what can I say about the show that hasn't already been said? The audition round was a riot as usual: mediocre singers + severely delusional individuals who need their hearing checked. I liked the deluded people, not gonna lie. They entertain me and make me laugh, so that's all good. (Although the Careless Whisper guy seriously needs to get psychiatric help soon. You're funny the first time. You're annoying the third time. And you seem to truly adore the attention. You're 30. That's not right.)

Mediocre singers - not so much. Most of them come across as having an overinflated sense of self-importance that probably stems not from the fact that they can sing mediocrely well, but because of the judges' fawning over them like they're the second Messiah. Hello, context much? And to date, I've only seen ONE GIRL that has that tiny bit of charisma that most of the other contestants seem to be lacking in huge doses.

Honestly, watching the show, it seemed like I was watching some joint-school-organized talentime. Not only was the singing *meh*, the dressing was another huge problem. If you are all going to be dressing like ah lians, then I WILL think of you as ah lians, and that will negate whatever singing talent you have. I don't know. All of them just look like little boys and girls to me and that means I will never be able to take them seriously. Maybe I've been spoilt silly, but to me, I will only pay attention to a singer if he/she can not only sing, but also comes in a pretty package of good looks, charisma and on-stage persona.

Which means, I absolutely cannot stand the boy-next-door look that some of these contestants are going for. If I wanted a boy-next-door as an idol, I would actually go look next door. I don't care if you can sing, because I have only so much patience for you doing the same thing over and over again. I don't even care if you can play the piano/violin/guitar/xylophone/shakuhachi/whatever. Sorry, but I really don't get why people make a big deal out of artistes who can play their own instruments. Anyone can learn the damn instruments. Not everyone is born with the voice or the charisma.




... Okay wait I think I'm not actually still talking about Singapore Idol. HAHA.


So anyway my point is this: on-stage persona > singing capabilities any day. Sad but true. As much as I hate to bring them up, just look at KISS.


Can they sing? No. But they've been around for ages and they're still playing at sellout concerts. Why? BECAUSE THEY CAN PUT ON A DAMN SHOW. They have the visuals, the effects, the excitement, the drama, and that's what I'd pay good money for. If I want to see somebody play the piano and sing I would go to a hotel lounge.
(That aside, Gene Simmons is a homophobic fucktard who needs to go and die in a fire)

And of course there's Christina, possibly the only female singer I ever liked.

Girl can sing AND put on a good show.


Okay I think I may actually have forgot the point of this post.



Yes Singapore Idol! Okay seriously what else can I say? In all seriousness, I do not understand the point of this whole competition. I've said it once, and I'll say it again: there is no market for Asians singing english songs. Never did, never will. When locals don't even support local acts, what's the point? Lady Gaga came and 10,000 screaming idiots people went to squeeze at Fort Canning for her. How many people went for an Electrico concert Is there even an Electrico concert?

Alright I've run out of steam. Have yourself a pretty picture and good night.

LEARN FROM THIS, BITCHES!


(no on 2nd thought. please don't)

Labels: adam lambert is a god... uh i mean what?, random rants, singapore idol makes me laugh

A serious entry for once.


Okay. If you know me well, you'd know that I'm one of the most apathetic people around to many issues, and of course I would mean that in a good way you ass. I don't really have an opinion on many things that people like to argue about. I don't care about the environment. I don't care about Singapore politics (what's there to argue about? there won't be any change no matter how much noise you make, so why not just shut up and sit down and just accept it). I don't have a stand on our education system/teenagers having premartial sex/WHATEVER. In fact, sometimes I'm apathetic even to people who like to ask inappropriate questions/ask for advice and then proceed to ignore it. Look, if you asked for my advice, the least I'd expect from you is to NOT turn around and proceed to do the exact opposite. If you do that, well, then expect me to be completely indifferent to whatever you have to say/ask in the future. As for people who like to ask inappropriate questions: wait for me to bitch about you. (yes I'm noting the irony here)

In short, you can say that this trait makes me a fairly easy-going person, because I don't get into arguments with people much, since well, I basically don't care about anything unless it interests me directly. (You can also call me a selfish bitch, whatever. I choose to focus on the good) So when I actually get riled up about something/have a strong opinion, you know it's time to shut your mouth before I bitchslap your ass.


First things first. (heh dee, you started this with our conversation yesterday :P) I've had it UP TO THERE with people who like to ask me, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME we meet, whether I'm attached or not. If you're sincerely concerned, cool, I'm not, so why don't you introduce some cute guys to me. But if you're just doing so to annoy me, then really, NOT COOL. And what I can't stand more than that? It's the way these people go all, "huh! why not? you're getting old you know! It's even harder for girls to get attached when they start working! Aiyo how?", because, maybe I'm over-analyzing this, it reeks of smugness and fake concern. And most of all, IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS.

Let me give you an opinion I actually have on this issue: I do not care whether I'm attached or not. In fact, I LOVE how drama-free my life has been the past couple of years. I do not need all those rubbish in my life again. Am I nobody unless I'm with somebody? Why do I need to be defined that way? Nobody can hold my interest long enough (haha. apathy in action) and I don't care if this is a low blow to that person who said this, but at least I've got attention. Really, you are the last person to be allowed to give snide comments of that sort to me. I'm sorry for your life if you feel the desperate need to get attached, but please don't impose that kind of whacked ideology on me, thank you very much.


And the next issue. This is actually something that's not directly related to me, yet I'm incredibly passionate about. Like I said, I'm very tolerant about many things, but if you're homophobic, you're definitely in my bad books. (that means I curse your ass silently every time I see you. Haha. only half joking) If you are homophobic, so be it, that's your sad life, don't let me hear any homophobic remarks and we're cool. BUT if you do, I will not hesitate to call you out on it. I know I've made my stand on this issue pretty clear, but recently a couple of remarks made by certain people have irked me so much I feel very obliged to bitch about this again.

For crying out loud, the next time I hear some guy complimenting another guy on his looks, and then proceed to give himself a disclaimer by saying, "oh by the way I'm not gay", I swear I will bitchslap that person so hard he won't have anything to disclaim in the future. Do I sound like I'm overreacting? Probably. But I will have you know that said person has made many more homophobic remarks in the past, and I just never mentioned it. Are we still so regressed that paying a simple compliment to a person of the same sex = having interest in that person? Okay, I get that you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but do you HONESTLY believe that the other guy would think "oh ew, he probably likes me"? Sorry, but not everyone's stupid like you. And I feel the need to bring this up again: "NO NEED FOR A DISCLAIMER. NOBODY THINKS YOU'RE GAY. AND ANYWAY, NO GAY GUY WOULD LIKE YOU. THEY ACTUALLY HAVE STANDARDS YOU KNOW?

Gah. I could go on on this issue forever. But let's leave the serious analysis for some other PMS-y day and just have some bitchiness for now.

Labels: random rants, serious business

and because horoscopes are not generalising-bullshit enough (i kid, i really do like finding out about my horoscopes because i have something to blame on when people fault me), check out your moon sign here!

http://www.ofesite.com/spirit/horoscop/moonsign/moonform.htm

apparently your moon sign rules your personality, so it's supposedly more accurate than anything else.

here's mine, just to see how accurate it actually is:

The Moon in Leo makes you strong, proud and courageous. You enjoy responsibility, and often take on too much of it. (Kinda true in a way) You have a natural attraction authority, and enjoy appearing the public eye. You would rather lead than follow any day.(OH hell yeah) Your inherent pride makes you very susceptible to love affairs.(What?) The opposite sex takes a strong interest in you because of the frequency and sincerity of these affairs. (Oh really) Your actions at work attract the attention, and respect of your superiors. (HAHAH. Attention yes, respect no. well then again, fascist bitches don't give respect to anyone) This can only mean good things for you as far as your career is concerned.(mmm okay gonna take it with a huge pinch of salt here) As far as money is concerned you are very generous, a little too generous (much the same with your affections!) (A little bit, I guess). The Moon in Leo makes for a strong intellect and a strong love of the arts. (Jackpot!) Don't be surprised if your occupation involves the theatre, music, painting or literature (Always with the theatre and music. Am i really destined to go back to performing? haha. that's a hilarious thought.). You also have a love for luxuries. You like to drink the finest wine life has to offer. (Oops. hahah) You are lively in spirit, have a high intelligence and have good prioritizing skills. (Of course i've got priortizing skills. surfing the net > sleeping anytime)


try yours today! (i sound like an ad for them. no i'm not paid for this. i'm just really bored)

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SINGAPORE.

IDOL.

TONIGHT.

830PM



YOU KNOW THIS SHIT IS GOING DOWNNNN




EPIC BITCHFEST 09



i really am too excited about this for my own good.

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Today, I figured out that if you click on the dot in the exclamation point after "Yahoo!" on the homepage, it sings "Yahoooooooooo". This is the most exciting thing that's happened to me all week. Everytime somebody walks by, I now click on it. MLIA.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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i have reached the point in my life where i watch live streaming of a concert from the States and flail. i am sorry about my life.

true insanity: sitting thru 1.5h of commercials + news + performances you do not give a shit bout just for that 5 mins. BLOODY HELL ABC. DO YOU REALLY NEED TO SHOW THE WEATHER UPDATES EVERY 5 MINUTES?!




...what? do you know how rare this is?! footage AND reasonable time difference!

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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. BOTH TWITTER AND LIVEJOURNAL ARE DOWN. THAT MAKES UP 75% OF MY ONLINE ACTIVITIES. WHY DON'T YOU JUST CUT THE INTERNET ACCESS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?



okay livejournal is back up. i can breathe normally now.

me and my awesome life.

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SKIP THIS POST BECAUSE I'M JUST RAMBLING

(oh look! sparkly text!)



anybody still watches Desperate Housewives? no? i thought so too. (wanying how bout you? haha)
never mind, i still want to talk about this.

i watched approximately 5 minutes of Desperate Housewives couple of weeks ago, and because i have not watched the show since season 2 and now it's currently in what, season 5 or something, i exclaimed really loudly at my sister, "huh! mike and susan are not together anymore???" to which she replied "yeah since like forever... you really have not been watching tv, have you?". i ignored her comment and lamented the lack of susan+mike and went "and now she's with this ugly bastard?"

anyway fast forward couple weeks later to today, where i am now currently watching this drama called Queer as Folk which ended, well quite a long time ago, about the lives etc of a group of gay men. it's really quite awesome. funny as hell and loads of eye candies. it's just like Sex and the City, but with men, and more fabulous.

so anyway, the lead in the series is this yummmmmmmmy piece of man candy called gale harold

and he is seriously yum because i only wiki yum guys. and that's when i found out that said ugly bastard from Desperate Housewives is actually Yum Guy from QAF.

okay i really cant find a bad enough picture


so i guess the only point out of this whole post is that NOT ALL ANGMOH GUYS AGE WELL. if you can be bothered to watch Desperate Housewives now, you will know what i mean. unlike george clooney, who's like a fine wine getting better with age, some follow the ageing process of Asians and well, look their age. (don't talk to me about kevin cheng though. he defies the laws of physics or biology or something. man's like a regular peter pan)


END OF COMPLETELY POINTLESS POST

Labels: everybody loves hotties, pointless post is pointless

well if i truly want to be looking for a silver lining, at least i think i've lost weight.



aaaaaaanyway, i had a really lovely weekend after that shit pile excuse of a week. it was the SUPPOSED weekend that jttw reunited for two full days but that did not happen (not entirely anyway) BUT let's not harp on that and instead move on to what did happen.


on saturday we were finally back at leed's place for our usual baking/watching horror movie session and it was just so relaxing lying there on her couch, watching crappy movies (pulse 2. omg. funniest horror movie EVER. i cannot comprehend how bad the show actually was) and eating all that junk. brownies are the best comfort food i dont care how much fat or sugar i'm putting into my body i could eat brownies forever.

we had to drag ourselves off her outrageously comfortable couch in the evening though, because it was jx's birthday and we had to go clubbing with him (well actually, it was more like, we wanted to go clubbing and hey! it so turns out that it was jx's birthday too! haha. i jest)

and although i was whining all the way there about being too tired/lazy/broke to go, i have to concur it was one of the best clubbing outings so far because i can't remember the last time i found everything SO FUNNY. (when i'm drunk i'm happy. other people get pensive/quiet/depressed when drunk. i'm a happy drunk. in fact i'm simultaneously happy, high and sleepy. yes, even when i'm drunk i'm a contradiction)

and i must have drank more than i ever did because while waiting for my laptop to shut down after reaching home (at 615am. even when semi-comatose i go online. i'm very clear about my priorities in life you see) i dozed off for a couple a minutes, and when i was jolted awake, my stomach lurched and i went running for the toilet bowl.

nothing happened though. just retching. so i still hold the record among all my boozing friends of having never thrown up after drinking. YAY WIN.

pictures pictures

at the beginning of the night when we were still sober. (jx claimed clearmindedness although his face screams otherwise)

it's hilarious because you can actually see us getting progressively drunker through the pictures

ok these are still not so bad. some of them are positively blackmail-worthy so i should keep it for my personal use in the future. ;) be very afraid, seah. be very afraid. hahaha.


on sunday i woke up after barely 5 hours of sleep, cranky and all, but because it was KTV with jttw, i didn't beg out of it like i would if it had been with people i didn't care about. haha.

AND IT WAS THE BEST KTV OUTING EVER. WHY? BECAUSE (other than the usual william+jj singing shit to jay chou songs, william rapping like he actually knows wtf Akon is singing, us playing all the clubbing songs) LEED WAS BACK AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? FINAAAAAALLY I HAD SOMEBODY WHO COULD SING/SCREAM ALONG WITH ME TO BLACK OR WHITE, BORN TO BE WILD AND MOST OF ALL, WHOLE MFKING LOTTA LOVE WITH (too much) GLEE and people wouldn't be like "what's this song? this song sounds weird. this song sounds so old. how do you even know this song!..... oh. adam lambert covered it right? -implied eye roll-. i make no apologies about how much fun i had yelling I'M GONNA GIVE YOU EVERY INCH OF MY LOVE. TOO. MUCH. FUN. HAHA. (and which also sparked off a lively discussion later on about.. never mind. TMI)

and dinner. i don't even remember the awesome zi char we had at tampines because i was too busy pissing in my pants laughing. i do not understand how every time we meet we can be completely obssessed with one single topic and have a totally serious AND thorough dissection AND analysis of it while choking on our own spit from laughing too hard, AND THEN go "wtf are we still talking about this?!" two hours later. OH I LOVE US!


okay time for some funny shit again



oh wow. truly what i would have loved to do to some people

too true




BWAHAHAHA.




aaaaaaaand obligatory picture

SIMON HERE = ME

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my horoscope this week

it's no use feeling sorry for yourself. look hard and you'll see that everything will be fine over the coming period, and that the problem lies with you and your refusal to break with past patterns in several important respects

not that i've ever been a believer of horoscopes. this is however, still nice to hear. yeah, i trust in the "i will believe whatever i want to believe and obliterate everything else" school of thought.

it's not fun being a gemini sometimes (i love how i just about blame every single character flaw i have on my star sign. superficial? typical geminian trait. lack of brain to mouth filter? it's in the stars) sometimes i'm all high with skyrocketing confidence and all that IMGONNAKICKYOURASS shit, but just as quickly as that goes, i can suddenly be engulfed with self-doubt and my self-esteem plummets when things i care about do not go the way i've planned. in that sense, i'm a perfectionist, almost sadistic to a fault. which is hilarious because in all other aspects of life, i'm probably the epitome of an anti-perfectionist. just great, i know. it drives me absolutely fucking insane.

okay i really do not want to dwell on this anymore. just want to huddle into my pillows and watch some garbage and face whatever crap that comes one day at a time.


and because i'm feeling all shitty, imma post funny gifs and pictures to cheer myself up. if you're feeling shitty too, you're welcome.



oh neil patrick harris i miss you on HIMYM so. START SHOWING THE NEXT SEASON ALREADY KTHANKS




i really should start watching The Office. steve carrell is freaking hilarious



HAHAH. the true embodiment of WHAT?



simon will never be not funny (and also, i predict this will be my reaction to most things when i watch Singapore Idol this coming sunday. im not gonna lie. I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT SHIT. I SMELL EPIC-FAILURE-NESS and i'm just salivating at the thought of the major bitchfit i'm going to get into. OH PRIORITIES IN LIFE, I'VE GOT THEM)

obligatory gif is obligatory



SEAH. YOU APPROVE?


and one last picture to make your ovaries explode



good night. i'm off to spend 4 hours watching The International. that's the average amount of time i spend on one movie. attention span getting shorter day by day.

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