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Tuesday, August 04, 2009

well if i truly want to be looking for a silver lining, at least i think i've lost weight.

aaaaaaanyway, i had a really lovely weekend after that shit pile excuse of a week. it was the SUPPOSED weekend that jttw reunited for two full days but that did not happen (not entirely anyway) BUT let's not harp on that and instead move on to what did happen.

on saturday we were finally back at leed's place for our usual baking/watching horror movie session and it was just so relaxing lying there on her couch, watching crappy movies (pulse 2. omg. funniest horror movie EVER. i cannot comprehend how bad the show actually was) and eating all that junk. brownies are the best comfort food i dont care how much fat or sugar i'm putting into my body i could eat brownies forever.

we had to drag ourselves off her outrageously comfortable couch in the evening though, because it was jx's birthday and we had to go clubbing with him (well actually, it was more like, we wanted to go clubbing and hey! it so turns out that it was jx's birthday too! haha. i jest)

and although i was whining all the way there about being too tired/lazy/broke to go, i have to concur it was one of the best clubbing outings so far because i can't remember the last time i found everything SO FUNNY. (when i'm drunk i'm happy. other people get pensive/quiet/depressed when drunk. i'm a happy drunk. in fact i'm simultaneously happy, high and sleepy. yes, even when i'm drunk i'm a contradiction)

and i must have drank more than i ever did because while waiting for my laptop to shut down after reaching home (at 615am. even when semi-comatose i go online. i'm very clear about my priorities in life you see) i dozed off for a couple a minutes, and when i was jolted awake, my stomach lurched and i went running for the toilet bowl.

nothing happened though. just retching. so i still hold the record among all my boozing friends of having never thrown up after drinking. YAY WIN.

pictures pictures

at the beginning of the night when we were still sober. (jx claimed clearmindedness although his face screams otherwise)

it's hilarious because you can actually see us getting progressively drunker through the pictures

ok these are still not so bad. some of them are positively blackmail-worthy so i should keep it for my personal use in the future. ;) be very afraid, seah. be very afraid. hahaha.

on sunday i woke up after barely 5 hours of sleep, cranky and all, but because it was KTV with jttw, i didn't beg out of it like i would if it had been with people i didn't care about. haha.

AND IT WAS THE BEST KTV OUTING EVER. WHY? BECAUSE (other than the usual william+jj singing shit to jay chou songs, william rapping like he actually knows wtf Akon is singing, us playing all the clubbing songs) LEED WAS BACK AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? FINAAAAAALLY I HAD SOMEBODY WHO COULD SING/SCREAM ALONG WITH ME TO BLACK OR WHITE, BORN TO BE WILD AND MOST OF ALL, WHOLE MFKING LOTTA LOVE WITH (too much) GLEE and people wouldn't be like "what's this song? this song sounds weird. this song sounds so old. how do you even know this song!..... oh. adam lambert covered it right? -implied eye roll-. i make no apologies about how much fun i had yelling I'M GONNA GIVE YOU EVERY INCH OF MY LOVE. TOO. MUCH. FUN. HAHA. (and which also sparked off a lively discussion later on about.. never mind. TMI)

and dinner. i don't even remember the awesome zi char we had at tampines because i was too busy pissing in my pants laughing. i do not understand how every time we meet we can be completely obssessed with one single topic and have a totally serious AND thorough dissection AND analysis of it while choking on our own spit from laughing too hard, AND THEN go "wtf are we still talking about this?!" two hours later. OH I LOVE US!

okay time for some funny shit again