I just made the most undignified squeaking noise and I don't even care.
NOT PLAYING FAIR, JOSEPH!



His 17-year-old self is still the cutest thing ever *__________* I like to put these videos side by side and amuse myself at the difference.

VIDEOS LIKE THESE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO APPEAR WITHIN 10 MINUTES OF EACH OTHER. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! I CAN ONLY SQUEAL SO MUCH IN ONE DAY.



AWWW HIS STUPID HAIR STICKING UP LIKE AN ALFAFA OMG SO CUUUUUUTE AND HIS PRETTY PRETTY BLUE EYES WHY SO PRECIOUS ASDLAHSKDJHAKSD



AWWWW HIS STUPID LITTLE FACE WHEN HE'S GRINNING HE'S SUCH A GLEEFUL LITTLE BOYYYYYYYYYY AND AN ADORABLE DORK AND OOOOOMMG DIMPLESSS *____*


WHOA, calm down self! No need to give yourself an aneurysm.

It's been a couple of pretty sobering days, and I can't wait for the week to be over because honestly it's just damn depressing. But in retrospect, it may actually a good wakeup call and push me off my ass and get out of my comfort zone and actually get something done.

There's a really bloody scary world out there; sometimes I'm shocked by the sheer number of stupid, bigoted and ignorant people, not just people I meet, but people I know. And that is really just incredibly scary because I think on some level I have somehow managed to convince myself that there's no way people around me could be that fucking stupid. Which is true most of the time.

Hmm. Strange apathy.
No seriously how BLOODY CUTE was he?! Yes I know he's only 18 here and that's just creepy and wrong but OH CMON. RIDICULOUSLY ADORABLE.

Wow never thought I'd like something by Eminem AND Rihanna but this song is haunting, and so bloody sad



Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I'm completely swooning at this even though 1) he's playing with a GUITAR and 2) he's actually a terrible singer. Sorry, I mean, really terrible singer. What. It's funny. And he's cute! I'm evidently not very discerning when it comes to him!

Joseph darling I love you but I am SO glad you found your calling in acting!

Either my alcohol tolerance level has somehow shot way high, or vodka is my only poison. Which is tragic, really, seeing how as foul tasting as vodka can be sometimes, it still tastes the best out of all other types of alcohol. Oh WOE.

oh DAMN he's beautiful *_____________*Pretty boys! <3

Monday dinners at Garden Slug and topping off with awesome durian puffs are always lovely <3

So, two years ago there was this

Quite possibly some of the worst-tasting dimsum to ever exist. But because we were machoistic people who thought it'd be hilarious to torture ourselves with the same foul-tasting food, we went back to restaurant that was previously known as Dragon Gate (now Ban Heng) for its Sunday buffet.

That'd be $25 PER PERSON worth of the SHITTIEST tasting dim sum to ever be created in the history of dim sum. It was so horrendous we were laughing hysterically towards the end (and seah and leed both took trips to the toilet I AM NOT KIDDING). I am pretty sure the dim sum stall at the hawker centre 5 mins from my house has better dim sum than them. Biggest rip-off EVER.Haha poor william looks lonely

If I could find one equivalent in another context to describe just how atrocious and vomit-inducing the dim sum was, it'd be the movie Salt. Because yes, that movie is the worst movie I've seen all year. And it was especially bad because I was still in my post-Inception bliss haze and all Salt did was to make me want to shoot myself in the head so that I could wake up from the horrifying nighmare of paying $8.50 to watch complete crap.

You know what this is?




KARMIC RETRIBUTION AT ITS FINEST MIN YAN, KARMIC RETRIBUTION.

DAUGHTRY. OMG. IT'S SO TRAGIC, IT'S ALMOST HILARIOUS.


Okay but to be fair I don't loathe Daughtry. And it could have been a SHITLOAD worse. It could have been, say, Kris Allen or The Fray. Oh My God. I'd gladly forgo going for this if they'd been performing too.

And although I'm not too pleased about this arrangement (even though it's an awesome gig and seriously, Mariah and Missy Elliot!), I can't exactly complain too much. Thank fuck for backup options

It should be no secret by now that I adore pretty boys. In fact, if you look back on my archives, at one point of time or another I'm drooling over one or another. Lately I realised that I've been assaulted by an onslaught of the pretty, what with new shows, movies etc etc, which made me think, "wow I wish I could actually keep track of all of them". Since I have way too much time on my hands, and also because pretty boys are the answer to everything in the universe, this list was hence born! (and also this is really just a poor excuse for wanting to post pretty pictures)

And really, is there anyone in this world who isn't a model and yet still photographs so well? Fucking unfair, I say.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I'M ALMOST WHEEZING. OKAY SO THIS IS A PARODY OF A SCENE IN 500 DAYS OF SUMMER. HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

OH JGL, IN A PINK BUNNY SWEATSHIRT AND BLACK UNDIES, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

MARRY ME, JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT

So I haven't been near the piano in maybe almost a year, and I frankly, I no longer remember to. But whenever I go back to listen to this piece, it makes me want to cry that I've more or less given up on something that's more been part of my life for 12 years.

And then I go and listen to this and it just makes me even sadder



BECAUSE THERE USED TO BE A TIME WHEN I COULD ACTUALLY PLAY THESE SONGS, AND PLAY THEM WELL. It's almost enough to make me want to cut off my finger nails (because yes, it's physically impossible to play the piano with them at this length. That's how long they are) and take up lessons again. Almost, because I just don't have the time.