ohh.. just one of the things that make you smile. even with the weight loss, eyeliner and hairdye, there must be some divine power working when chubby little lambert transformed from er, that, into the pretty boy he is above, and finally to this fabulous piece of man candy. there must have been some higher power thinking, "hey man i'm gonna screw around with all those who have made fun of him in high school and transform him into this sex god and make them all fall at his feet bwahaha" and VOLIA! moral of the story: do not look down on the fat kid in school, because karmic retribution can be a bitch!this must be the epitome of metamorphosis
turns out i couldn't wait to not read the mag :(well, what can i say but,
THE INTERVIEW IS TOO SHORT AND THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH PICTURES. HALLO MAN. WHAT IS AN ADAM LAMBERT INTERVIEW WITH ONLY 2 BIG PICTURES AND 10 PAGES. WHERE'S THE CENTREFOLD?! BLASPHEMY!
to appease myself i went to copy all the outtakes from the RS website
possibly the ONLY GUY in the whole world who dresses like this and poses like this and instead of going "wtf?", i go OMGHOWHOTISHEIMUSTHAVETHIS-more incoherent thoughts-RIGHTCLICKSAVE.
who cares if he's gay/bi-curious! his raw sexual magnetism blows you right of your seat, and all those drama and in-your-face-ness just makes you crave for more. you either hate him, or, like the rest of us with drama queens as alter egos, trip over each other for that copy of the RS magazine (bloody sold out at Taka Kino within 2 hours. SHAME ON YOU KINO!) who am i kidding about his awesome voice (i mean, it IS. it's a non-issue people. it is one of those few rare moments where people can actually describe it as GOD-GIVEN), HE IS SEXY PERSONIFIED. . JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WHO? A.L IS BRINGING SEXY BACK. and it's not just the performances from AI, oh boy NO. there are sooooo many pre-Idol videos of him on youtube of him with moves that would make you feel like a complete perv ogling at him. BWAHAHA.
i mean come on! this is The Lambert, who has been described as being able to "turn straight men gay, gay women straight, and make straight women very very confused". HELL TO THE YEAH.
okay i need to calm down this verbal diarrhea and go to sleep.
GD NIGHT. THE LAMBERT IS CALLING.
(me to leed: "you know when i see that (above gif), all i can think of is YES ADAM WHATEVER YOU SAY ADAM I WILL DO YOUR BIDDING ADAM.")
HAHAHAHA. really should stop creeping people out. GOOD NIGHT.
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