Trying to write an article in a way such that it doesn't sound like the 23489723 other articles written previously: STILL HARD AS FUCK.
Trying to write a food review that doesn't make me want to put my head through a wall: STILL NOT HAPPENING
I have come to a point where I am honestly going to take my writing a lot more seriously. And by that I mean I am actually going to start reading extensively and intensively. I've had enough of writer's block.
One day I will write as well as this person: http://nymag.com/restaurants/reviews/desmonds-graffit-platt-review-2011-5/