Who says I should?! If I'm going to (or at least attempt to learn how to), it's going to be because I want to and not because I have to. I will never ever understand girls who seem to enjoy conforming to that sexist notion that they have to know how to cook to be considered a "good wife". WELL THANKS A LOT FOR BEING PROGRESSIVE AND SHIT. And also? KNOWING HOW TO COOK IS SERIOUSLY NOT A BIG DEAL, JUST AS HOW NOT KNOWING HOW TO ISN'T. WHO THE FUCK CARES IF YOU CAN WHIP UP THREE DISHES AND A PORRIDGE/RICE. DON'T NEED TO BRAG, NOBODY GIVES A RAT'S ASS.