OKAY I DON'T GET IT AT ALL. I REALLY DON'T.

I MEAN, I HATE (OK I DON'T HATE. I DON'T HATE ANYTHING HE SINGS) THIS SONG ON THE ALBUM BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING DAUGHTRY/DAVID COOK WOULD SING AND THAT'S JUST A NO-GO MAN, EVEN FOR ADAM. SO I SKIP OVER IT EVERY SINGLE TIME. THE 16 PLAY COUNTS ON ITUNES IS PROBABLY BECAUSE I LEFT ITUNES RUNNING WHEN I WENT FOR LUNCH.

BUT OMG THIS. THIS ACOUSTIC VERSION OF THE SONG. I CANNOT DEAL WITH IT. IT'S SHEER PERFECTION. THE VOCAL RUNS, THE GUITAR RIFFS, THAT GORGEOUS TIMBRE OF HIS VOICE, THE PITCH PERFECTION (HOW DOES ONE DO THAT?! HOW DO YOU SING LIVE AND SOUND LIKE YOU'VE BEEN RECORDING IN A STUDIO?!), OK BASICALLY HIS VOICE. IF THIS HAD BEEN THE VERSION ON THE ALBUM IT'D HAVE 30948034234 PLAY COUNTS BY NOW.

HIS. VOICE. IS. LIKE. HONEY. TO. MY. EARS. AND. MY. SOUL. I MEAN HAHA D'OH I KNOW HIS VOICE IS AMAZING, INCREDIBLE ETC ETC BUT OMG ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S RECORDED LIVE IT'S LIKE A MILLION TIMES BETTER IF THAT'S EVEN FATHOMABLE. HOW IS IT THAT SOMETIMES I AM STILL STUNNED BY HIS VOICE?! LIKE LITERALLY, STUNNED INTO SILENCE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND! WHAT IS THIS HYPERBOLE YOU SPEAK OF. THERE IS NO HYPERBOLE WHEN IT COMES TO HIS VOICE. IN FACT, IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO EXAGGERATE. I CANNOT EXAGGERATE ENOUGH. THERE ARE NO WORDS! HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE PERFECTION!?

Wow that was a lot of capslock. I feel tired just reading that. And now I am also hungry. LUNCH TIME!