A letter published in this week's 8 days (YES AGAIN)
"Your Singapore Idol issue brought a big smile to my face. I'm glad you gave the new batch of nubile young things their time in the spotlight. Who cares about Kris "Boring" Allen or Adam "Is he Gay?" Lambert when we have Sylvia, Tabitha, Nurul and Mae? The girls are cute, talented and hot, and we want to see more of them!"
First of all: OH MY FUCKING LORD, YOU DID NOT JUST COMPARE THESE BUNCH OF SUBSTANDARD WANNABE SINGERS TO CONTESTANTS FROM AMERICAN IDOL. You fucking cheekopek (Yeah obviously it's written by a guy. WHICH GIRL WOULD USE "NUBILE" TO DESCRIBE OTHER GIRLS?)I know you're probably using your other head to think while writing this letter but can you FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, STOP AND PAUSE JUST FOR ONE SECOND TO THINK IF ANYTHING YOU'VE JUST TYPED EVEN MADE THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF SENSE? YOU ACTUALLY DARE TO COMPARE SINGAPORE IDOL TO AMERICAN IDOL. LET ME KILL MYSELF IF I FIND OUT YOU HAVE OFFSPRING.
(Okay, I'll give you the "Kris Allen is boring" part but the rest of it is just NONONOFUCKNONO. And no matter how boring Kris Allen is, he has more talent in his pinky than all the top 13 contestants on Singapore Idol combined)
LET ME PUT THINGS INTO PERSPECTIVE FOR YOU.
RUNNER UP ON SINGAPORE IDOL
RUNNER UP ON AMERICAN IDOL
SIAO AH. OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO COMPARE SINGING CAPABILITIES. WHAT'S THE POINT?
(and also i was looking for an excuse to post the 2nd picture)