Okay it's confirmed. I'm very taken with (and only with, apparently, because the Universe just hates me like that) guys who are enigmatic/charismatic/well-spoken/impeccably-dressed/capable which is just fucking great because all these guys are either gay or not Singaporean. Okay fine, if they're straight and Singaporean, 99.9% of the time they're also taken. never mind straight Singaporean guys like these just don't exist.
Fucking my fucking life. /o\
WHAT WAS ALL OF THIS ABOUT. Man the things I type when it's 2am at the end of a very long week.