HEY CERTAIN COMPANIES, IF YOU WANTED A COPYWRITER, THEN HIRE A COPYWRITER FROM AN AD AGENCY OKAY? I HAVE ZERO EXPERIENCE IN COPYWRITING AND IT'S HARD AS FUCK AND I HATE HOW MY OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE NEED FOR PERFECTION IS MAKING ME FRET OVER THIS NEEDLESSLY.

and also cheapskates, copywriters earn like $500 bucks for three lines of words. I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT GETTING PAID EXTRA FOR THIS.