NANYANG Technological University (NTU) has tumbled 101 places in a revamped ranking of the world's top 200 universities.

It has plunged from 73rd to 174th place in this year's edition of the widely viewed Times Higher Education (THE) World University Rankings, published yesterday.

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I'm so glad I'm from Nanyang Business School. Yes, NBS. Don't associate me with NTU, thank you very much!

And apparently this is the biggest news of the day! It's on the front page of Straits Times, its website, and on the hourly news on the radio. BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA oh somebody's so getting fired.