okay i HAVE to type this down.
i was laughing at the computer just now!

ok so some random idiot wanted to fake this friend of mine, telling her he got retained so she wld get worried and cld go comfort him (why? he's just plain bored out of his mind doing OP)
so the conversation went something like this:

random idiot: eh i feel like playing a trick on her. i tell her tt i failed promos la. make her guilty haha.
me: WHAT! tt's damn boliao la!
random idiot: aiya i'll tell her on thurs
me: up to you man. tt's real stupid.

thereafter my friend came to ask me if he really got retained...

me: see la! now she's asking me if you really got retained!
random idiot: haha. tell her yar, tt we shld try and comfort him.
me: crazy. why dont i just paste this conversation over. i'm not lying to her man!
random idiot: no!! erm. u say erm... he failed lar... dun raise bout this infront of him okay? oh yar... we shld try and make him feel happy if possible lar...
me: no!! huh. okay i'm pasting this conversation over.
random idiot: haha. wee!! (no i don't get it either)
me: eh i'm pasting WHAT you said over!!
random idiot: yaryar. relax will you.

and i did. i copied and pasted this sentence....
random idiot: no!! erm. u say erm.. he failed lar... dun raise bout this infront of him okay? oh yar...we shld try and make him feel happy if possible lar...

and guess what was her first sentence to him?

"YOU IDIOT!!!"

ladies and gentlemen, obviously when i said i'd be pasting the conversation over, i MEANT EVERYTHING. including the random idiot's nick everything. NOT JUST that sentence (you really think i wld lie to her too?)
well. mr random idiot here didnt get it.

random idiot: you told her?????
me: yar i thought i told you i'm pasting the conversation over????
random idiot: u didnt
me: i did!
random idiot: liar
me: i did i did so too!! (juvenile behaviour continues)
random idiot: you party pooper.
me: i TOLD YOU! i said. "eh i'm pasting over this conversation ah!" (shows evidence by pasting said sentence)
random idiot: ... i meant. pasting over without thE NICK!! (this is the gist)
me: (didnt get it) yar i pasted over what! not my fault that she's so smart and didnt get faked by you!
random idiot: you're so...nvm.

tada! the end.
hoho. i had a good time laughing.
yea i know it doesnt seem funny at all typed here. but i dont care!
okay i need to go!