So here's what I'd like to bitch about:
YOU KNOW, I REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE IT WHEN ASIAN ARTISTES (YES, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM DOES IT) SPLASH "WORLD TOUR" ALL OVER THEIR POSTERS. HELLO, IT'S ONLY A WORLD TOUR WHEN YOU GO TO EVERY SINGLE CONTINENT ON THE PLANET MINUS ANTARCTICA AND MAYBE AFRICA. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, SINGAPORE + MALAYSIA + TAIWAN AND MAYBE HONG KONG AND CHINA DO NOT CONSTITUTE THE WORLD. STOP TRYING TO OVER-EXAGGERATE TO MAKE YOUR 6-7 CONCERTS LOOK MORE IMPORTANT THAN IT REALLY IS. AND THAT INCLUDES YOU JAY CHOU, I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'VE HELD 3 CONCERTS HERE AND 9 IN HONG KONG. REPEAT AFTER ME: ASIA DOES NOT EQUAL THE WORLD. QUIT MAKING STUPID DELIBERATE MISTAKES LIKE THAT!!
Wow I feel so much better. :)