Interesting conversations over the week...

How To Kiss Ass The Right Way

a certain junior: "blah blah so i'm thinking of asking her out on vday"
me: "oh that's great! hahah she's pretty right??"
a certain junior: "no lar not really. more of cute. you know i don't go for pretty girls, 不然早就追你了”
me: "HAHAHAHHAHA. WAH LAU EH. THATS THE BEST PR STATEMENT I'VE EVER HEARD. you're damn lihai lah!"


Things NOT To Say About My Eyecandy

mol: "ok lah not bad. but from far at certain angles he really looks like ******************"
me: "WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! DO NOT COMPARE. THERE IS NO BASIS OF COMPARISON!"


today i had 8.5 hours of fun in school. HAHA. applications, music, chocolates, coffee and lotsa gossip with crazy meixin! i like this job! although, i would rather much prefer THE ONE, but you know, luck is never on my side.