listen to me. tune in to the Morning Express!

last yr this time i watched love actually (isnt this the movie evryone just talks about when christmas comes round again?).
last yr this time i was feeling exactly what i feel now.
feeling: stupid.
you were thinking i was going to say depressed? sad? lonely? dejected??
not really. *shrugs.
it's more of a Wa-buaytahan-gnawing-kind-of-pain
you know. it GNAWS AT YOU!!

oh never you mind. i've got the perfect antidote of gnawing pains.
don't think LA!! simple yet effective.
i'm reverting back to my cant-write-GP-essays-self. oh dear. alright no more usage of singlish darling.

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